♪ I’ve got frieeeends, they’re multiplying ♪
so they found a loophole in my ‘let’s go inside’ pleas and took me outside instead
(where, to be honest, they spend most of their time anyway)
and then we laughed and I was third-wheeling so hard while they kissed and cuddled
but it’s all good since I had a camera and somehow
that makes it socially acceptable.